Show Time! — Polischuk

Now, I know Chicago is a great place to hold a trade show—being in the middle of the country and in the heart of the industrial Midwest—but three trips to Chicago in six weeks is going to be torture for this Philly boy. I'm not the least bit upset that Chicago is the hometown of President Obama (remember, he spent tons of money just so he could move away from there). What really rankles me is that Chicago is the current home town of Lord Stanley's Cup. Let me make this clear: that Cup belongs in Philadelphia. There's still a good number of people in this fair city that don't believe the Patrick Kane's shot ever went in, although I'm not one of them. I just don't want to see any Chicago Blackhawks hockey sweaters when I'm in town for these trade shows. Fat chance!